Fourtysixth

Oh no, I left my keys in my other pants and now I can't make it to this evening's ball, what am I ever to do?!

Other panted keys? Or maybe your wallet. Perhaps you've misplaced your last piece of gum and you don't have money on you because you left your wallet in your car, and your keys are in your other pants, which are also in the car and you gotta have your gum fix before someone gets whacked!

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Luxuriate - (vb) 1. to grow profusely 2. revel

And now for the haiku of the day, brought to you by Mr. T's Pocket O'Mattic "Sure beats, or I mean... I pity the fool who don't have a Pocket Coupon!"

Rain drops on her face
Pine tree makes good umbrella
Little daisies grow.