Friday, August 29, 2008

Sixtieth


It's like a got a couple o' months over here. Maybe there are a couple more to be made to make up for that 31st day but you just wait and see my friend, you just bet your grandma's secret cupcake recipe that I can't and you'll find out what's what. The ol' caboose. Bright and shiny.

Okay so besides that, don't you wish there was some kind of portal you could open and just stuff the annoying people in there? Not that they'd starve to death or die from anything in it, just that they'd be out of your face. Or like, when you want to go somewhere quiet and little Mrs. So-and-so brings her kids with her and her kids like to scream and cry and shout and you just want to take the kids and stuff them in the portal. They'll have fun in there cause it's full of things you can break or whatever and then the kids are out of your hair.

Finally, some quiet.

But then that portal doesn't exist and you'll, still stuck with the noise. Oh, especially Mr.Careless who has their cell phone going on in the movie theater or at the nice quiet restaurant.

Man! Where's that portal when you need it? Or maybe it's a gateway into ...somewhere else not by you. Just send them to Regina or something. That'll learn 'em.

It's just that I thought it was a well known fact that the library was meant to be a quiet place. Isn't that why the stereotype of the stern old lady shushing people all the time, came from? But no, people are thoughtless and careless, so they leave their cell phones on and bring their whiny, screamy kids and the librarian doesn't seem to do anything about it.

Sigh.

I guess it's water under the bridge now. Probably. That's why I'm not getting married with children. Sorry ladies, I'm not for sale.

Now before you start crying and getting all weepy, here's the WOTD:

Obfuscate - (vb) 1. to make dark or obscure 2. confuse

That's fun to say. You know what else is fun to say? My haiku of the day!

Women everywhere
Filling jars with many tears
Comfort is no where.

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